Girl Scout Camp
Girl Scout Camp
The buses that they give you
They say are mighty fine
But one turned the corner they leave a wheel behind
Oh, I don't wanna go to Girl Scout Camp
Gee mom I want to go
But they won't let me go
Gee mom I want to go home.

Girl Scout Camp
Girl Scout Camp
The water that they give you
They say it's mighty fine
but when you go to drink it it tastes like turpentine
Oh, I don't wanna go to Girl Scout Camp
Gee mom I want to go
But they won't let me go
Gee mom I want to go home.

Girl Scout Camp
Girl Scout Camp
The biscuits that they give you
They say are mighty fine
But one rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine
Oh, I don't wanna go to Girl Scout Camp
Gee mom I want to go
But they won't let me go
Gee mom I want to go home.

Girl Scout Camp
Girl Scout Camp
The first aid that they have there
They say it's mighty fine
but when you cut a finger, you end up with only 9
Oh, I don't wanna go to Girl Scout Camp
Gee mom I want to go
But they won't let me go
Gee mom I want to go home.

Girl Scout Camp
Girl Scout Camp
The biscuits that they give you
They say are mighty fine
But one rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine
Oh, I don't wanna go to Girl Scout Camp
Gee mom I want to go
But they won't let me go
Gee mom I want to go home.

Girl Scout Camp
Girl Scout Camp
The tents that they give you
They say are mighty fine
But whoever said this has never slept in mine
Oh, I don't wanna go to Girl Scout Camp
Gee mom I want to go
But they won't let me go
Gee mom I want to go home.

Girl Scout Camp
Girl Scout Camp
The toilets that they give you
They say are mighty fine
But last night my friend had to go and they haven't found her yet
Oh, I don't wanna go to Girl Scout Camp
Gee mom I want to go
But they won't let me go
Gee mom I want to go home.