Harlem Goat-

Oh there was an old man
Who lived in a shack
And he had a goat
Tied in the back
One day that goat
Was feeling fine
Ate three red shirts
Right off the line
Old Sam got mad
Gave him a whack
And he tied him to
The railroad track
The whistle blew
The train grew neigh
That poor old goat
Was doomed to die
He gave three groans
Three groans of pain
He coughed up the shirts
To flag the train
But the button got stuck
In the middle of his throat
And that was the end
Of the Harlem Goat
That poor old goat